Not to toot my own horn (honk), but I’m being a goddamn overachiever by writing a blog post in November since I’m participating in NaNoWriMo. I’m not even going to count these words toward my total today.
Anyhow, last night, a comment was posted on a 6-year-old entry post of mine. It seems someone typed “Jackie Paper is a dick” into google, and it led them here. That reminded me that several years ago I had compiled a list of amusing searches that have led people to my blog. After chuckling over that, I looked over my blog stats and decided it was time for an update.
What brings people here more than anything else are searches related to sherbet push-ups (because of this particular post). I wasn’t necessarily looking at the most popular searches when I compiled the following list, though, just the ones that tickled me the most.
- Wedding arm wrestling
- T-rex running
- How can I write the tale of lizard in apostrophe?
- Hemlock stairs hallway ideas
- Analogy lizard vagina
- View of wine from giant Ferris wheel
- Fruit loops banned why?
- Elizabeth zazzy
- Epilady vulva
- My nickname puffin
- How to wear sexy sleepwear in public under clothes without people noticing
- Lizard sings Call Me Maybe
I hope everyone found what they were looking for, and if not, I hoped they at least enjoyed the search. Stay weird, people!