The Lizard Chronicles

Some of this is true. Some of this is better. –Too Much Joy

How Not to Begin Your Day (a Haiku Series) July 31, 2013

Filed under: Life tales,Poetry — lizardesque @ 1:04 pm
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Beware!

Beware!

  Blissful, unaware

  Inside water bottle straw

  Lurks a centipede

  *

  This bug in my mouth

  As a start to my morning

  Is suboptimal

  *

  Though, things could be worse

  At the very least, I am

  Not the centipede

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4 Responses to “How Not to Begin Your Day (a Haiku Series)”

  1. taehreh Says:

    Tell me it didn’t really happen…… O.o

  2. rossmurray1 Says:

    Wasp in my beer can
    Spitting and screaming loudly
    Nmy mlipth ur thwollem

  3. […] it is still better than a centipede in your mouth as a start to the […]


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