A few of these are actually true, but most are not.
- I need to lose seven pounds a week
- I need to discover the true reason I am unhappy with my life
- I may be 55 years or older and have joint issues
- I must fight back against my declining testosterone levels
- I like shoes
- I need printer ink
- I might have a use for enfamil
- I like cheese
- I have the desire to become a social worker and/or counselor, and that this has something to do with pictures of back tattoos
- I am interested in buying industrial-grade metals online.
- I need to quit smoking
- I want to look 12 years younger (whether this refers to 12 years younger than I am or 12 years younger than I look [which, by some estimations is at least 12 years younger than I actually am] is unclear)
- No, really, I like shoes a lot