Fabienne from Pulp Fiction said, “Any time is a good time for pie.” I disagree. Don’t get me wrong. I love pie. Pie is my favorite food group. It’s so versatile. It can be fruity (cherry, apple, lemon, key lime, blueberry, etc) or filled with chocolate, mint, caramel, or a variety of other decadent substances. It can also be savory, as in pot pie and pizza pie. Yes, indeed, I am very much pro-pie.
However, not every time is a good time for pie. Here’s s a short list of situations that are less than ideal for pie consumption.
- While skydiving
- During major surgery (whether you are the patient or part of the medical staff)
- While intubated
- When out in a sand storm
- While snorkeling or scuba diving
- While having dental work done
- While jumping rope