The Lizard Chronicles

Some of this is true. Some of this is better. –Too Much Joy

Not-so-good times for pie August 7, 2011

Filed under: Food — lizardesque @ 4:15 pm
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Hooray for pie!

Fabienne from Pulp Fiction said, “Any time is a good time for pie.” I disagree. Don’t get me wrong. I love pie. Pie is my favorite food group. It’s so versatile. It can be fruity (cherry, apple, lemon, key lime, blueberry, etc) or filled with chocolate, mint, caramel, or a variety of other decadent substances. It can also be savory, as in pot pie and pizza pie. Yes, indeed, I am very much pro-pie.

However, not every time is a good time for pie. Here’s s a short list of situations that are less than ideal for pie consumption.

  • While skydiving
  • During major surgery (whether you are the patient or part of the medical staff)
  • While intubated
  • When out in a sand storm
  • While snorkeling or scuba diving
  • While having dental work done
  • While jumping rope

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